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Wednesday, February 04, 2026

The Surreal World of... Teddy Tinkle Kindle Extract

 

Maybe the Biggest Scandal in English Football History

Teddy was soon back to his old self and by Christmas was the leading scorer in the division with 28 goals, though he had only played in 13 games. On Boxing Day Codchester travelled to local rivals Muckie Thistle. This rivalry was so intense that it made the Old Firm rivalry in Scotland look decidedly tame. Teddy was certainly up for it. He was very merry indeed – as his teammates noticed. With 11 minutes of the game gone something happened that would shock football for decades to come.